vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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tagged: fashion

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mj-jay:

every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like

image

September 02 at 5:16 PM with 7,529 notes
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intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

September 02 at 5:12 PM with 123,351 notes

birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.

September 02 at 5:11 PM with 35,540 notes

zeekayart:

8oo:

there are weeaboos and there are Weeaboos if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “ye” they’re a weeaboo but if you call someone a weeaboo and they say “uh no that word is offensive im an otaku” theyre a Weeaboo u feel me

ye

September 02 at 4:53 PM with 41,912 notes

rneerkat:

detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something

September 02 at 1:55 AM with 1,874 notes

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

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