suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

August 28 at 3:11 AM with 11,261 notes

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tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

August 27 at 11:10 PM with 78,154 notes

deductionking:

[sees pic of fav character] oh my god i’m [takes deep breath] [dinosaur noises]

August 27 at 11:06 PM with 66,308 notes

adaaar:

"so what are you up to?"

researching

image

August 27 at 11:03 PM with 17,286 notes
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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

August 27 at 10:55 PM with 328,885 notes

waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

August 27 at 1:47 AM with 34,883 notes
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kiarasnaps:

0serval:

merchgurl:

my friend has the same shirt as the lunch ladies ?!

THIS IS MY SCHOOL

August 27 at 1:14 AM with 3,403 notes
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