- being late
- things i said five minutes ago
- things i said five years ago
- people touching me
- being around a ton of people
- being yelled at
- wondering if people are talking about me
- every action i do
- and just about everything else
*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?
questions to ask about your favourite character
- if u gave them an office chair would they spin around on it and wheel around the room
- how many selfies do they take
- how much do they yell during a mario kart game
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents
Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents.
IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.